We in life often live, talk and think in one language, but write, respond, translate in another language.
It happens with many people get into our age of globalization.
Today I will tell you about several funny cases from the world where I live……………….
Translation errors…………………………
I walked in the park with my chihuahua dog. It’s a tiny dog that has a very short hair……
We walked with my dog. My dog is on a leash. A woman with a poodle comes up and asks me
– Your dog is shedding?
I did not understand, I understand thought shading (multiplying, has sex with other dogs)
,,Well, there is a poodle. And I have chihuahua,,-(I thought to myself)
I answer:
-No
She ask again:
-Does your dog molt?
I thought:,, She insists so much…….why?Here …..in park…..where I’m walk….. she is stuck…..
I answer:
-My dog has sex only with chihuahua….
She already makes her eyes surprised and runs away.
I remembered her word. I went home and looked for a word in the dictionary. For a long time I laughed, remembering the eyes of a woman killing me and pulling her poodle from me and my dog
Another story took place in the Carpathians………….
Story about a word………….KURWA…………..
This word is popular in Poland. It means swearing…..(in translation)
This word can mean ,,a prostitute,,…..(in translation)
I rested at the resort. One day two men from Poland came and asked to show where is good restaurant to eat and where is interesting places in that city.
I agreed to show them…….
We walked along the road…….
They were smiling me, were interested in me.
They talked among themselves in Polish.
I do not know Polish, except one word, well, two, maybe three.
So, they talked. Smiled, looked at me, again smiled.
Of their words, I understood only one word, and this was…..hahaha….it was …KURWA…
I brought them to the restaurant, and left.
I come to my friends and talk about the Polish men.
-They abused me. Smiled and told me the word KURWA……….
My friends told:
-So can they be with each other, can their dialect be like that?
But I insisted on my:
-I thought they offended me, like a woman …
Of course this is all jokes and comic stories……….
This winter, I travel a lot again.
Winter was very serious…..very cold…..
Remains a little time, and this cold winter will pass away.
I’m already preparing ….
In my soul and in my dreams I already had a snowman on the sea……hahaha ….like in picture….
I wish you a good mood and see you !!!